{"id":409,"date":"2006-10-03T18:29:48","date_gmt":"2006-10-04T02:29:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/?p=409"},"modified":"2019-08-03T14:11:47","modified_gmt":"2019-08-03T22:11:47","slug":"jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/2006\/10\/03\/jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Math:
\nPirate Jokes:
\nJustin: Where does a pirate like to go in New York? Central PAAAAAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrK.
\nLawrence: What’s a pirate’s favourite distance? FAAAAAAAAARRRRRrrrrrrrrrr.
\nWhat’s a pirate’s favourite disease? SAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.
\nWhat’s a pirate’s favourite colour? AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrnge.<\/p>\n

There were many more, but I just can’t remember them all >.><\/p>\n

Best joke of all though, “Where does Qui-Gon keep his cookies? JAR JAR!” Pathetic, yet freakishly funny.<\/p>\n

Then during lunch:<\/p>\n

Justin: Ahhhh, I have TT. And NO I didn’t not just say titties.
\nLawrence: So you have Testicle Tugging?
\nJustin: No, I don’t have any of that.
\nMe: Did you just say you didn’t have any of that? As in testicles?
\nJustin: NO! Wait, what I meant was… D:<\/p>\n

And then, somehow we reverted back to talking about hair, and then Justin’s hair on his sandwich from early September. (For those of you who don’t remember, Lawrence concluded it was his grandma’s pubic hair) I then for some reason brought it back up and stated that it was the way she shaves. And yes, that brought him down to covering his face, laughing, and just… well. Ask him yourself. No wait, he’ll kill me.<\/p>\n

Next, Justin marks me down on wordiness for using the word “denigrate<\/a>“.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Yet, we have our “project” essay. The author uses it five<\/b> times.<\/p>\n

“…obviously denigrated object.”
\n“…sadistic or denigrating to women…”
\n“…openly denigrating to women…”
\n“…brutal or denigrating the material…”
\n“…become if denigrating language…”<\/p>\n

How pathetic.<\/p>\n

Anyway, this is the best essay I’ve ever read.<\/p>\n

Introductory Paragraph:
\n“Why should any words be called obscene? Don’t they all describe natural human functions? Am I trying to tell them, my students demand, that the strong earthy, gut-honest or, if they are fans of Norman Mailer, the rich, liberating, existential language they use to describe sexual activity isn’t preferable to phony-sounding, middle-class words like intercourse and copulate? Cop You Late! they say with fancy inflections and gagging grimaces. Now, what is that supposed to mean?”<\/p>\n

\n

Reb and I followed by example while we were walking to RC.
\n…Crap! I can’t remember any of them. I’ll bug her tomorrow.
\nOnionKiD | 2006-10-03 22:28:00<\/p>\n

\n

COP YOU LATE! YOU BET YOU’RE LATE!
\nCURSE YOU AND YOUR HAIR
\nFreeze1337 | 2006-10-04 19:35:00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Math: Pirate Jokes: Justin: Where does a pirate like to go in New York? Central PAAAAAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrK. Lawrence: What’s a pirate’s favourite distance? FAAAAAAAAARRRRRrrrrrrrrrr. What’s a pirate’s favourite disease? SAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs. What’s a pirate’s favourite colour? AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrnge. There were many more, but I just can’t remember them all >.> Best joke of all though, “Where does Qui-Gon … Continue reading “Jokes”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-xanga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":411,"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions\/411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}