{"id":70,"date":"2007-09-10T19:33:55","date_gmt":"2007-09-11T03:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/?p=70"},"modified":"2019-07-31T13:33:23","modified_gmt":"2019-07-31T21:33:23","slug":"damnit-herman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/2007\/09\/10\/damnit-herman\/","title":{"rendered":"Damnit Herman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So some weird stuff happened to me today. Okay fine, one weird thing split into 8 weird parts happened to me today. Read and&#8230;. No, just read it lol.<\/p>\n<p>Text messages:<br \/>\n+30600001 &#8211; 9:11am: so did you find the weed?<br \/>\n+30600002 &#8211; 9:12am: dude the cops are on the way to ur house flush the crack<br \/>\n+30600003 &#8211; 9:16am: shitw fbi on my ass<br \/>\n+30600004 &#8211; 9:28am: look man whatever you dont tell them where the cash is<br \/>\n+30600005 &#8211; 12:12pm: i am coming over and killing u traitor<br \/>\n+30600006 &#8211; 12:23pm: u aint hide from me<br \/>\n+30600007 &#8211; 1:53pm: I AM COMMING FOR U, WATCH U BACK FOB<br \/>\n+30600008 &#8211; 1:53pm: I LOVE YOU<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;. *doesn&#8217;t get it* lol.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>It&#8217;s either&#8230;<br \/>\n1) Someone entered the wrong phone number into their cell phone.<br \/>\n2) It&#8217;s an elaborate prank by the likes of Lawrence and\/or Terence.<br \/>\n3) Or an anonymous person texting a random number&#8230;and yer a winner!!<br \/>\nOnionKiD | 2007-09-11 01:14:00<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Most awesome day ever!!!<br \/>\nHello_Kitty84 | 2007-09-11 07:21:00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So some weird stuff happened to me today. Okay fine, one weird thing split into 8 weird parts happened to me today. Read and&#8230;. No, just read it lol. Text messages: +30600001 &#8211; 9:11am: so did you find the weed? +30600002 &#8211; 9:12am: dude the cops are on the way to ur house flush the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/2007\/09\/10\/damnit-herman\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Damnit Herman&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-xanga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71,"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions\/71"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.animatti.ca\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}