Month: October 2006

Session Start: October 12, 2006
[05:45:17 PM] Andrew: yo
[05:45:21 PM] * -iDunno- is now Away (idle)
[05:45:27 PM] Andrew just sent you a Nudge!
[05:54:52 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[05:54:52 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[05:54:52 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[05:54:52 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[05:55:09 PM] Andrew: wana watch a video of people puking?
[05:55:15 PM] -iDunno-: no
[05:55:29 PM] Andrew: please
[05:55:34 PM] -iDunno-: …
[05:55:41 PM] Andrew: fine one person puking not many
[05:55:56 PM] -iDunno-: why would i want to watch someone puke?
[05:56:06 PM] Andrew: lets see if your tough
[05:56:13 PM] -iDunno-: i don’t care
[05:56:29 PM] Andrew: no?
[05:56:50 PM] -iDunno-: nope.
[05:57:03 PM] Andrew: why not
[05:57:08 PM] -iDunno-: because it’s disgusting
[05:57:30 PM] Andrew: oh cmon im sure you seen something more disgusting than that
[05:57:44 PM] -iDunno-: yeah.. so?
[05:58:13 PM] Andrew: ok fine i was lieing, theres a hot scene in the beginning
[05:58:19 PM] -iDunno-: liar.
[05:58:28 PM] Andrew: im not lieing i swear
[05:58:45 PM] Andrew: just watch the first 1 second
[05:59:18 PM] Andrew: ok?
[06:01:15 PM] Andrew: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/6/114157_6ce36080-bacc-4823-8121-68a84e5d5bce_prod.wmv
[06:01:37 PM] Andrew just sent you a Nudge!
[06:01:41 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[06:01:41 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[06:01:41 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[06:01:41 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[06:01:41 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[06:01:41 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[06:01:45 PM] Andrew: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/6/114157_6ce36080-bacc-4823-8121-68a84e5d5bce_prod.wmv
[06:01:52 PM] -iDunno-: eww..
[06:02:03 PM] Andrew: you watched it?
[06:02:08 PM] -iDunno-: mm
[06:02:13 PM] Andrew: which part
[06:02:21 PM] Andrew: tongue part or finger sticking part
[06:02:26 PM] -iDunno-: tongue
[06:02:32 PM] Andrew: no no its after tat
[06:02:37 PM] Andrew: dont worry theyre girls
[06:02:48 PM] Andrew: nothing over 18a i swear
[06:03:02 PM] Andrew: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/6/114157_6ce36080-bacc-4823-8121-68a84e5d5bce_prod.wmv
[06:03:42 PM] Andrew just sent you a Nudge!
[06:03:54 PM] -iDunno-: eww…
[06:04:01 PM] Andrew: LOL
[06:04:16 PM] Andrew: you watched the part after the tongue?
[06:04:21 PM] -iDunno-: mm
[06:04:23 PM] Andrew: LOL
[06:04:36 PM] Andrew: you eaten yet?
[06:04:48 PM] -iDunno-: nope.
[06:04:58 PM] Andrew: you hungry now? or not anymore
[06:05:08 PM] -iDunno-: dunno anymore
[06:05:12 PM] Andrew: lol
[06:06:07 PM] Andrew: hahahahahaaha
[06:08:04 PM] Andrew: lololol
[06:08:09 PM] Andrew: was that the most disgusting thing you ever seen?
[06:08:18 PM] -iDunno-: maybe
[06:08:26 PM] -iDunno-: http://www.lemonparty.com
[06:08:41 PM] Andrew: you mean .org
[06:08:45 PM] -iDunno-: is it o.o
[06:08:48 PM] -iDunno-: i don’t remember
[06:08:54 PM] Andrew: try it .com doesnt work
[06:08:58 PM] Andrew: i swear man im not lieing
[06:09:12 PM] -iDunno-: w/e

Note that “mmm” actually meant no =p

Session Start: October 13, 2006
[09:37:21 PM] -iDunno-: wtf is this
[09:37:29 PM] Andrew: a video
[09:37:34 PM] -iDunno-: of?
[09:37:43 PM] Andrew: something you should watch
[09:37:51 PM] -iDunno-: better not make me puke.
[09:38:00 PM] Andrew: it wont
[09:38:14 PM] Andrew: nothing rated 18A even though it might seem like it
[09:38:21 PM] -iDunno-: …
[09:38:32 PM] You have successfully received C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\My Documents\My Received Files\1_break013245.wmv from Andrew.
[09:38:42 PM] -iDunno-: ****.
[09:38:53 PM] -iDunno-: damn you.
[09:38:56 PM] Andrew: dude
[09:38:58 PM] Andrew: its not that part
[09:39:18 PM] Andrew: which part you so grossed about?
[09:39:24 PM] -iDunno-: the hanging spit.
[09:39:35 PM] Andrew: dude its after that
[09:39:44 PM] Andrew: that had nothing to do with the main content
[09:40:21 PM] -iDunno-: just tell me what it’s about
[09:40:26 PM] -iDunno-: i don’t need to look at it
[09:40:33 PM] Andrew: dude
[09:40:47 PM] Andrew: theres no porn
[09:40:55 PM] Andrew: its puking
[09:41:07 PM] -iDunno-: i told you, i don’t want to puke.
[09:41:16 PM] Andrew: its not you whos puking ok
[09:41:56 PM] Andrew: watch 5 seconds after it man
[09:42:05 PM] -iDunno-: forget it.
[09:42:11 PM] -iDunno-: i don’t have a fetish for pukers like you do.
[09:42:21 PM] Andrew: i dont
[09:42:40 PM] Andrew: dude just watch the whole thing man
[09:42:49 PM] -iDunno-: too late. i deleted it
[09:42:58 PM] Andrew: ok how bout i send it again
[09:43:06 PM] -iDunno-: don’t waste your bandwidth.
[09:43:07 PM] You have failed to receive file “1_break013245.wmv” from Andrew.
[09:43:14 PM] Andrew: 2390kb is nothing for my bandwith
[09:43:22 PM] You have failed to receive file “1_break013245.wmv” from Andrew.
[09:43:27 PM] -iDunno-: don’t waste mine then
[09:43:37 PM] Andrew: 2390 is nothing for your bandwith
[09:43:49 PM] -iDunno-: it’s still wasteful
[09:43:50 PM] Andrew: cmon cable user
[09:43:55 PM] Andrew: nothings gona happen
[09:47:14 PM] Andrew just sent you a Nudge!
[09:47:19 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[09:47:32 PM] Andrew: watch?
[09:47:38 PM] -iDunno-: no.
[09:48:30 PM] Andrew: i’ll give you a movie ticket if you watch it
[09:48:39 PM] -iDunno-: i don’t WANT a movie ticket.
[09:49:06 PM] Andrew: i’ll give you a free drink
[09:49:14 PM] -iDunno-: i don’t WANT a free drink
[09:49:24 PM] -iDunno-: why the hell are you bribing me to watch people puke?
[09:50:15 PM] Andrew: because i want you to see how you react to this
video
[09:50:30 PM] -iDunno-: i already reacted.
[09:50:49 PM] Andrew: that had nothing to do with the real content of
the video
[09:50:56 PM] -iDunno-: close enough.
[09:51:02 PM] Andrew: not even close man
[09:52:09 PM] Andrew: not even close!!
[09:52:25 PM] -iDunno-: that’s besides the point.
[09:52:40 PM] Andrew: no
[09:52:44 PM] Andrew: you gota watch
[09:53:03 PM] -iDunno-: go get someone else to be your test rat
[09:53:18 PM] Andrew: what test rat?
[09:53:25 PM] -iDunno-: experiment
[09:53:29 PM] Andrew: what experiment?
[09:53:44 PM] -iDunno-: go experiment with someone else
[09:54:26 PM] Andrew: i did except you
[09:54:51 PM] -iDunno-: well i refuse to be part of your survey.
[09:55:09 PM] Andrew: cmon mna

I don’t understand why he’s turned to puke porn. Ugh.

Conclusion: You’re the biggest moron for even watching stuff that Andrew sends you when he’s trying to reassure you that it’s okay. D:
OnionKiD | 2006-10-14 02:34:00

U guys are f*cking ret@rded u know that?
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-14 02:34:00

LMAO PUKE PORN
Freeze1337 | 2006-10-14 21:59:00

Agrees with Viv.
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2006-10-14 22:58:00

Haha! Beasted the chem test. Twasn’t that hard guys… That being saiid, I’m not really looking forwward too the calculus test onn Tuesdday. But yeeah…

So afterr school had to have been the weiirdest event I’ve ever been at. Homosexuality is not my thing. Yet apparently, I’m very good at it. Or maybe not. I dunno. Anyway, Cindy got this [sarcasm]brilliant[/sarcasm] idea to add “desuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyoooooooonn” at the end off all my liines. So this way, I can be homosexual in style. Yeah rright. On top of that, Erin tells mee to aadd a hair fllick, a hip thrust, a hand waving everytime I say it. And sadlly, I can’t say that properly wiithout raising my voice an octave, so I sound even more gay. Aii.. Whatever, if it’s for the sakke of a good mark, by all means, go aheead.

Second thing. Afterr every 5 syllables or so, Cindy says “ne” and damn it sounds annoying.. Just picture it.

Ano ne, kono hausu wa ne, ropyaku nen mae ne…. Blah blah blah. Yeah, getting sick already. Then, for somme weird bizaarre reason, she starts talking like a Brit. W. T. F. YYeah… So now I gotta go work on English and memorize my script. BBlagh. Oh weell >..< There’s something funny with this post ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSiE19MlyBo
LOL.

I got it I got it raaah @__@!
OnionKiD | 2006-10-13 21:59:00

It’s a COW PIG! [clickable]

That’s UDDERLY brilliant.
8D
OnionKiD | 2006-10-11 23:45:00

^ That was the worst joke ever DX

And I think I have that pig in my room =O
Freeze1337 | 2006-10-12 01:14:00

NO its PIG COW!!!! u got it all wrong!!!
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-12 21:51:00

omgad matt had a xanga site and never told me o.O
d4rkazn62 | 2006-10-13 02:03:00

Now THAT is cool.

People purposely breaking their iPod to get a warranty replacement

And THAT is idiotically funny.

And a video.
Weird.

1) Lego is cool. Geddit? COOL? AHAHAHAH
2) I’m too lazy to read the iPod thing…but if you have summarized correctly, I think I shall laugh too.
3) HUMANOID ROBOTS = NO! NOOO!! THEY’LL REBEL AND KILL US I SAY.
OnionKiD | 2006-10-11 02:17:00

do u just go to reandom websites all the time…??
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-11 21:26:00

do u just go to random websites all the time…??
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-11 21:28:00

Rutherford: Take down these notes if you want. I don’t care. This isn’t a class on how to take notes.
Me: *thinks of Ms. Poon’s class*
    Flashback:
       Me: We just take notes.
       Justin: Damn, we’re doing all these different ways of taking notes. Again.
       Me: Haha sucker.
Me: YES. FINALLY. A Bio teacher that understands me =D

Anyway, here’s a retarded way to play Tetris. Only have one block touching the bottom (one square, one unit that makes up the entire block). No lines, and see what you get as a high score.

What’s a pirate’s favourite part of the amino acid group? THE ARRRRRRRRR GROUP!

I thought you didn’t like Rutherford. >_>
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2006-10-10 21:55:00

CURSE YOU MS POON!! MY BRAIN IS FILLED WITH USELESS NOTE-TAKING STRATEGIES!
Freeze1337 | 2006-10-10 23:01:00

You can go screw yoARRRRRRself. DX
OnionKiD | 2006-10-10 23:30:00

EEEW BIO JOKES!!!.. even lamer than wong jokes!!!
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-11 01:36:00

Geez people. I wasn’t being emo or desperate. It was just a thought that passed through my mind.

Welcome to male blogging, buddy. *wry smile*
OnionKiD | 2006-10-09 15:33:00

Thats what they all say before they start cutting themselves. =) Congrats you are now a blogger. 😀
How does it feel?
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2006-10-09 21:30:00

dude… comments are just random things we say.. it doesnt mean anything…
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-10 01:44:00

Lawl, this game is cool.
http://laser.narr.as/laser.swf

Every question about love depends completely on the people involved.
And I’m not just trying to sound deep or something, I’m serious. @_@
OnionKiD | 2006-10-09 00:11:00

I almost missed that, see being in love or whatever we all it in our … .. 17 years of living is not really being depressed about it. How do i say it. Really what viv says is true. =/ I’ve made this same speech to like 10 other people but its true it only depends with the people involved. So what if the person doesn’t like you back? People, falling in love everyday and people get hurt. Once again we are only 17 ._. or 18. when ever your birthday is XP Don’t try to worry about it too much? Or do what i do become a nun. XP
Or kill everyone. I’m joking. =/ JOKING I don’t even know what i’m trying to say anymore.
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2006-10-09 02:35:00

love is nothing but chemicals in your head.. follow through with it.. or take a pill to counteract it.. stop being soo emo about it..
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-09 02:55:00

I love that game. 8D
silentchild | 2006-10-09 15:45:00

UberOrbs

Woody was playing with those today XD Surprisingly amusing.
And wouldn’t “User Orbs” translate into something like “people balls”…?
OnionKiD | 2006-10-06 01:33:00

woow there are actually names for those awsomely shaped objects.. sweet!!
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-08 02:15:00

Math:
Pirate Jokes:
Justin: Where does a pirate like to go in New York? Central PAAAAAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrK.
Lawrence: What’s a pirate’s favourite distance? FAAAAAAAAARRRRRrrrrrrrrrr.
What’s a pirate’s favourite disease? SAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.
What’s a pirate’s favourite colour? AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrnge.

There were many more, but I just can’t remember them all >.>

Best joke of all though, “Where does Qui-Gon keep his cookies? JAR JAR!” Pathetic, yet freakishly funny.

Then during lunch:

Justin: Ahhhh, I have TT. And NO I didn’t not just say titties.
Lawrence: So you have Testicle Tugging?
Justin: No, I don’t have any of that.
Me: Did you just say you didn’t have any of that? As in testicles?
Justin: NO! Wait, what I meant was… D:

And then, somehow we reverted back to talking about hair, and then Justin’s hair on his sandwich from early September. (For those of you who don’t remember, Lawrence concluded it was his grandma’s pubic hair) I then for some reason brought it back up and stated that it was the way she shaves. And yes, that brought him down to covering his face, laughing, and just… well. Ask him yourself. No wait, he’ll kill me.

Next, Justin marks me down on wordiness for using the word “denigrate“.

Yet, we have our “project” essay. The author uses it five times.

“…obviously denigrated object.”
“…sadistic or denigrating to women…”
“…openly denigrating to women…”
“…brutal or denigrating the material…”
“…become if denigrating language…”

How pathetic.

Anyway, this is the best essay I’ve ever read.

Introductory Paragraph:
“Why should any words be called obscene? Don’t they all describe natural human functions? Am I trying to tell them, my students demand, that the strong earthy, gut-honest or, if they are fans of Norman Mailer, the rich, liberating, existential language they use to describe sexual activity isn’t preferable to phony-sounding, middle-class words like intercourse and copulate? Cop You Late! they say with fancy inflections and gagging grimaces. Now, what is that supposed to mean?”

Reb and I followed by example while we were walking to RC.
…Crap! I can’t remember any of them. I’ll bug her tomorrow.
OnionKiD | 2006-10-03 22:28:00

COP YOU LATE! YOU BET YOU’RE LATE!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR HAIR
Freeze1337 | 2006-10-04 19:35:00

Coolest. Invention. Ever.

USBCell

HOLY CRAP.
But wait..that’s disproportionate. That’s either gonna be a big battery or a small USB plug, in which case it won’t fit into the computer. o.O
OnionKiD | 2006-10-03 00:02:00

woow that is freaking awsome!!
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-03 01:35:00

o____O; it wouldn’t fit? I wanna like just poke it. hehe matt is updating everyday now yay.
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2006-10-03 01:42:00