Month: February 2007

Calculus


Freaking WIN.

And wtf. Katharine McPhee and Tyra Banks getting intimate. o.o

EDIT: Quantum Continuum Club Website

so? o_o? I don’t get it. *pokes my boob* they are real too. can TYRA BANK SQUEEZE THEM!? XD
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2007-02-23 01:01:00

are you jealous, matt? jealous that tyra isn’t squeezing YOUR chest?
Kookie_Jar | 2007-02-23 02:34:00

*squeezes Matt’s chest, as per Erin’s suggestions?*
OnionKiD | 2007-02-23 03:09:00

Vandalism

Today, during CAD, I went outside to vandalize Alvin’s car. I took a can of spray paint to it, some keys, and my foot into his sideview mirrors. (*coughnotreallycough*) I took the spray can to his sideview mirrors, the BMW emblem, the headlights, the windshield, and the windshield wipers. (*coughsortacough*)

What’s funnier though~
Kelvin: *semi skipping*
Mike: What do you have?
Kelvin: Salad. *holding a lunch box full of salad*
Mike: No I mean —
Kelvin: Oh! Law.
Me: *headsmack*

i bet you YOU couldn’t keep standing if i jumped you, you skinny boy you.
Kookie_Jar | 2007-02-20 23:56:00

Mmm salad.
OnionKiD | 2007-02-21 02:48:00

Gaia Valentines Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHO8l-Bd1O4
Hahaha.

EDIT: Gaia Valentines comments~

“Wait! Before you run away… can I have some of your hair? ”

“”Stalker” is such a strong word… ” 
“Why must you build a Wall of Text between us? ” 

“We’re inseperable, like Ian and Rufus! ”

“No… it’s okay… I was just kidding about liking you… T_T ”

“You call that a face?.It’s not a rash, it’s just the lighting in here! ”

“Now I know the true meaning of “BFF.” BACON FEEDING FRENZY! ”

“I doubt that it was the WORST pickup line you’ve ever heard… ”

“Which grade of bait do you like? Because you’re a keeper! ”

“”Repulsive?” Fine, I’ll take that as a compliment. ”   

“If you’re a gift from Heaven, I hope I can find the receipt. ”

“This is so much better than hugging my pillows! ” 

“You’re like a can of Red Bino: You make my heart race.” 

“You’re my new best friend in the whole world! …donate plz? ”

“I’m reporting you for trolling my heart! ”

“Are you in the arena? Cause you’re a work of art! ”

“You can call me “Grunny,” ’cause I’m gonna latch onto your face! ”

“My therapist was right: I’m going to die alone. ”

“ ”

“Don’t take it personally when I start running as fast as I can. ”

“Can I ask you something personal? You, uh, showered today, right? ”

“:emo: ”

“Are you an 80s movie about hip hop dancing? Because you’re “Breakin'” my heart! ”

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall… who’s the person I won’t call? ”

“Oh, snap! ”

“Hi… I was just wondering if… hey… whew, look at the time…”

“Your heart is as cold and hard as Rock Puppy! ”

“I didn’t mean to come off like a n00b… ”

“:sweat: ”

“My love for you inflates faster than the marketplace. ”

“Are you a scammer? ‘Cause you just stole my heart! ”

“Do you have a halo? ‘Cause you must be an angel. ”

“I had a dream that was a lot like this, except you were made of wood and scary. ”

“What do you mean, I kiss “like a trout gasping for air”?! ”

“You look like an angel, and I’m just droppin’ by to say “HALO!” ”

“A/S/L? ”

“Are you a ToS violation? Cause you got fine written all over you. ”

“Allow me to quote Ron Bruise: Whoooooooooo! ”

“No… it’s okay… I was just kidding about liking you… T_T ”

“So are we dating now or…? ”

“Ours is a love that knows no Terms of Service. ” 

“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first. ” 

“Whoah, slow down there — you don’t want to get a bad reputation!”

“I tried to trade you a kiss… but you cancelled! ”

“That’s not what I meant by “are you a mule?”… ” 

“You already kissed this person. Try kissing someone else… I think they get the picture!”

“Do I have to spell it out? I L U! ”

“You were #1 on my wishlist! ” 

“I’m stuck on you like fish stench on Logan! ”

“You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu! ”

“I think we should start seeing other people in 3… 2… 1… ” 

“Fine, reject me! Now you’ll never see my skill with the banjo! ”

“:stare: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M TOO INTENSE!? ”

“I’m moving you to the top of my friend list! ”

“Luff hurts. ”

“Your pepper spray has an exquisite aftertaste! ”

“A restraining order? That’s so romantic! ” 

“My love for you is beyond emoticons.”

“If you were in the avi arena, I’d vote you a 10! ”

“Alas, my heart has been PWNED. ”

“Why must you “L0cke” me out of your life? ”

“Aww, this is nice. Thanks for the hug. Thanks. I said thanks! OKAY, GET OFF ME! ” 

“Perma’d! ”

“hey i liek ur avatar can i have 500 gld plz? ” 

“I’m sorry, I mistook you for a grombie! ”

“Huh – I must be on their ignore list.. ”

“It’s not you, it’s me. Well, it’s kind of both of us… but mostly you. ” 

“I’ve found the missing piece to my jigsaw. ” 

“You’re nice, but I need to get home and, uh… wash my hair. Over and over again. Until the end of time. ” 

“I swear it’s not B.O., I just ate onions for lunch! Lots and lots of onions! ”

“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first. ” 

SOMEONE FAILS 8D

Kookie_Jar | 2007-02-17 20:03:00

“Do I have to spell it out? I L U! ”
You mean…”I loathe you”….?
OnionKiD | 2007-02-18 02:20:00

Racism CAD


Yeah, that’s the best I could come up with.

Anyway, here’s something to laugh at:
The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin
sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in
a play.
The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

And here’s something to think about:
Revelation makes things awkward, and competition is stupid.

Revelation makes things awkward? I don’t get it.
Freeze1337 | 2007-02-16 00:47:00

the lighting makes me happy
go DA it now, bitch. *bullies*
Kookie_Jar | 2007-02-16 00:50:00

“Revelation makes things awkward, and competition is stupid.”

Then there is the competition is stupid.

Killed Ballet for me. 馃檨
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2007-02-16 01:09:00

Names

1.YOUR SPY NAME (middle name and current street name):
Man Ashby

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/mother on your dad’s side and your favourite candy):
Tak Kam Kit Kat o.o

3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name and first three or four letters of your last name):
MFon

4. YOUR GAMER TAG (a favourite colour, a favourite animal)
Black Penguin

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (girl/guy cousins name, and city you’re from)
Adrian Richmond

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first three letters of your last name, last three
letters of mother’s maiden name, first three letters of your
brother/sisters name)
Fonenghea

7. JEDI NAME (first name spelled backwards, your last name spelled backwards):
wehttaM gnoF

8. PORN STAR NAME (first pet’s name, the street you grew up on):
None Ashby

9. SUPERHERO NAME: (“The”, your favourite colour and the automobile your dad drives)
The Black Volvo

10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate)
Peter Frosted Flakes

… Well then.

I oughta kick you for that last prop. D: *fist shake*
Your spy name is awesome.
OnionKiD | 2007-02-16 23:20:00

LOL IT’S MISTA JEDI WET-HAM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Kookie_Jar | 2007-02-16 23:26:00

Trumpets

Re: Justin’s expressive anus

-iDunno- says:
and i’m going to bed after spending 5 hours on english =D
  芦路:路O帽ion K茂脨路:路禄 says:
wow o_o
  芦路:路O帽ion K茂脨路:路禄 says:
essay?
-iDunno- says:
poems
-iDunno- says:
essay i can do in less than half that time 
  芦路:路O帽ion K茂脨路:路禄 says:
o__o;
  芦路:路O帽ion K茂脨路:路禄 says:
are you writing a poem?
-iDunno- says:
no, analyzing to the hell with it
-iDunno- says:
and trying to make sense of a poem that doesn’t make sense
  芦路:路O帽ion K茂脨路:路禄 says:
thats always fun
-iDunno- says:
i let my ass do the talking 
  芦路:路O帽ion K茂脨路:路禄 says:
o_o
  芦路:路O帽ion K茂脨路:路禄 says:
sounds like a trumpet.
-iDunno- says:
EXPRESSIVE ANUS!
-iDunno- says:
NOW I GET IT.
  芦路:路O帽ion K茂脨路:路禄  says:
LOL
  芦路:路O帽ion K茂脨路:路禄 says:
i was totally not getting at that
  芦路:路O帽ion K茂脨路:路禄 says:
but sure

Matt’s a trumpet. 8D *poot*
OnionKiD | 2007-02-14 01:29:00

lol matt doesn’t listen to me… D: I EXPLAINED IT. SO OOO CLEARLY.
Dream Girl = BoA
Author = Matt.
There
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2007-02-14 02:27:00

SEE EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE!
Freeze1337 | 2007-02-14 10:46:00