https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHO8l-Bd1O4
Hahaha.
EDIT: Gaia Valentines comments~
“Wait! Before you run away… can I have some of your hair? ”
“”Stalker” is such a strong word… ”
“Why must you build a Wall of Text between us? ”
“We’re inseperable, like Ian and Rufus! ”
“No… it’s okay… I was just kidding about liking you… T_T ”
“You call that a face?.It’s not a rash, it’s just the lighting in here! ”
“Now I know the true meaning of “BFF.” BACON FEEDING FRENZY! ”
“I doubt that it was the WORST pickup line you’ve ever heard… ”
“Which grade of bait do you like? Because you’re a keeper! ”
“”Repulsive?” Fine, I’ll take that as a compliment. ”
“If you’re a gift from Heaven, I hope I can find the receipt. ”
“This is so much better than hugging my pillows! ”
“You’re like a can of Red Bino: You make my heart race.”
“You’re my new best friend in the whole world! …donate plz? ”
“I’m reporting you for trolling my heart! ”
“Are you in the arena? Cause you’re a work of art! ”
“You can call me “Grunny,” ’cause I’m gonna latch onto your face! ”
“My therapist was right: I’m going to die alone. ”
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“Don’t take it personally when I start running as fast as I can. ”
“Can I ask you something personal? You, uh, showered today, right? ”
“:emo: ”
“Are you an 80s movie about hip hop dancing? Because you’re “Breakin'” my heart! ”
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall… who’s the person I won’t call? ”
“Oh, snap! ”
“Hi… I was just wondering if… hey… whew, look at the time…”
“Your heart is as cold and hard as Rock Puppy! ”
“I didn’t mean to come off like a n00b… ”
“:sweat: ”
“My love for you inflates faster than the marketplace. ”
“Are you a scammer? ‘Cause you just stole my heart! ”
“Do you have a halo? ‘Cause you must be an angel. ”
“I had a dream that was a lot like this, except you were made of wood and scary. ”
“What do you mean, I kiss “like a trout gasping for air”?! ”
“You look like an angel, and I’m just droppin’ by to say “HALO!” ”
“A/S/L? ”
“Are you a ToS violation? Cause you got fine written all over you. ”
“Allow me to quote Ron Bruise: Whoooooooooo! ”
“No… it’s okay… I was just kidding about liking you… T_T ”
“So are we dating now or…? ”
“Ours is a love that knows no Terms of Service. ”
“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first. ”
“Whoah, slow down there — you don’t want to get a bad reputation!”
“I tried to trade you a kiss… but you cancelled! ”
“That’s not what I meant by “are you a mule?”… ”
“You already kissed this person. Try kissing someone else… I think they get the picture!”
“Do I have to spell it out? I L U! ”
“You were #1 on my wishlist! ”
“I’m stuck on you like fish stench on Logan! ”
“You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu! ”
“I think we should start seeing other people in 3… 2… 1… ”
“Fine, reject me! Now you’ll never see my skill with the banjo! ”
“:stare: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M TOO INTENSE!? ”
“I’m moving you to the top of my friend list! ”
“Luff hurts. ”
“Your pepper spray has an exquisite aftertaste! ”
“A restraining order? That’s so romantic! ”
“My love for you is beyond emoticons.”
“If you were in the avi arena, I’d vote you a 10! ”
“Alas, my heart has been PWNED. ”
“Why must you “L0cke” me out of your life? ”
“Aww, this is nice. Thanks for the hug. Thanks. I said thanks! OKAY, GET OFF ME! ”
“Perma’d! ”
“hey i liek ur avatar can i have 500 gld plz? ”
“I’m sorry, I mistook you for a grombie! ”
“Huh – I must be on their ignore list.. ”
“It’s not you, it’s me. Well, it’s kind of both of us… but mostly you. ”
“I’ve found the missing piece to my jigsaw. ”
“You’re nice, but I need to get home and, uh… wash my hair. Over and over again. Until the end of time. ”
“I swear it’s not B.O., I just ate onions for lunch! Lots and lots of onions! ”
“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first. ”
SOMEONE FAILS 8D
Kookie_Jar | 2007-02-17 20:03:00
“Do I have to spell it out? I L U! ”
You mean…”I loathe you”….?
OnionKiD | 2007-02-18 02:20:00