ntopng crashes on OPNSense

Suspect it might be the network discovery found in ntopng options. Turned it off for now…

2021-03-29T00:00:59 kernel lo0: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-29T00:00:59 kernel igb1_vlan20: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-29T00:00:59 kernel igb1: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-29T00:00:59 kernel igb1_vlan10: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-29T00:00:59 kernel igb0: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-29T00:00:59 kernel pid 83747 (ntopng), jid 0, uid 288: exited on signal 6
2021-03-29T00:00:46 sshd[2035] Connection closed by 192.168.10.1 port 45674
2021-03-29T00:00:46 sshd[2035] error: kex_exchange_identification: Connection closed by remote host
2021-03-29T00:00:46 sshd[2035] error: kex_exchange_identification: Connection closed by remote host
2021-03-29T00:00:46 sshd[34013] Connection closed by 192.168.10.1 port 45671
2021-03-29T00:00:46 sshd[34013] error: kex_exchange_identification: Connection closed by remote host
2021-03-29T00:00:46 sshd[34013] error: kex_exchange_identification: Connection closed by remote host

2021-03-28T11:00:27 kernel igb2: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-28T11:00:27 kernel lo0: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-28T11:00:27 kernel igb1_vlan20: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-28T11:00:27 kernel igb1: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-28T11:00:27 kernel igb1_vlan10: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-28T11:00:27 kernel igb0: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-28T11:00:27 kernel pid 49877 (ntopng), jid 0, uid 288: exited on signal 6
2021-03-28T11:00:10 sshd[71314] Connection closed by 192.168.1.1 port 2049
2021-03-28T11:00:10 sshd[71314] error: kex_exchange_identification: Connection closed by remote host
2021-03-28T11:00:10 sshd[71314] error: kex_exchange_identification: Connection closed by remote host
2021-03-28T11:00:10 sshd[62952] Connection closed by 192.168.1.1 port 25481
2021-03-28T11:00:10 sshd[62952] error: kex_exchange_identification: Connection closed by remote host
2021-03-28T11:00:10 sshd[62952] error: kex_exchange_identification: Connection closed by remote host

2021-03-27T01:00:37 kernel igb2: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-27T01:00:37 kernel lo0: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-27T01:00:37 kernel igb1_vlan20: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-27T01:00:37 kernel igb1: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-27T01:00:37 kernel igb1_vlan10: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-27T01:00:37 kernel igb0: promiscuous mode disabled
2021-03-27T01:00:37 kernel pid 97680 (ntopng), jid 0, uid 288: exited on signal 10
2021-03-27T01:00:10 sshd[79969] Connection closed by 192.168.1.1 port 17937
2021-03-27T01:00:10 sshd[79969] error: kex_exchange_identification: Connection closed by remote host
2021-03-27T01:00:10 sshd[79969] error: kex_exchange_identification: Connection closed by remote host
2021-03-27T01:00:10 sshd[75522] Connection closed by 192.168.1.1 port 17934
2021-03-27T01:00:10 sshd[75522] error: kex_exchange_identification: Connection closed by remote host
2021-03-27T01:00:10 sshd[75522] error: kex_exchange_identification: Connection closed by remote host

Galaxy Watch Studio

  1. Install Galaxy Watch Studio
  2. Copy /Galaxy Watch Studio/tizen/tools/sdboverbt_160523.apk to phone and install
  3. Turn on USB Debugging on phone
  4. Connect computer to phone via USB
  5. Turn on Debug Mode on Watch (Settings/About watch => scroll to bottom and click on “Debugging”.
  6. Turn on Developer Mode on Watch (Settings/About watch/Software => tap Software Version 5 times)
  7. Turn off wifi on watch, keep bluetooth connected to phone
  8. Launch sdboverbt on phone
  9. Launch GWS
  10. Get new certificates (both Author and Distribute)
  11. Project => Build
  12. Project => Run On Device

Don’t even bother trying to debug via wifi. Tried home network, tried hotspot, it’s super finicky and it will work or not work for no discernable reason.

Proxmox LXC – snap

from: https://forum.proxmox.com/threads/ubuntu-snaps-inside-lxc-container-on-proxmox.36463/#post-230060

Snap requires a bit more work. There may soon be a ‘fuse’ flag for the features option, but fuse can be dangerous. For now you have to do this:

– For unprivileged containers:
1) Put this in /etc/pve/lxc/$vmid.conf:
Code:

...
features: mount=fuse,nesting=1
lxc.mount.entry = /dev/fuse dev/fuse none bind,create=file 0 0

2) Inside the container: `apt install squashfuse`

Alpine Configuration

Automount CIFS

apk add cifs-utils
vi /etc/fstab

//[ip]/[folder] /[mount point] cifs credentials=[credentials file] 0 0

vi [credentials file]

username=[username]
password=[password]

rc-update add netmount boot


Docker

https://wiki.alpinelinux.org/wiki/Docker#Installation

vi /etc/apk/repositories

uncomment community repository

apk add docker
rc-update add docker boot
service docker start


docker-compose

https://wiki.alpinelinux.org/wiki/Docker#Docker_Compose

apk add py-pip
apk add python3-dev libffi-dev openssl-dev gcc libc-dev make
apk add docker-compose

–update 2023-01-10 change from python-dev to python3-dev in docker-compose setup

–update 2025-05-09

run

mkdir -p /dev/net
mknod /dev/net/tun c 10 200
chmod 600 /dev/net/tun
echo “tun” > /etc/modules-load.d/tun.conf
modprobe tun


Transcoding, compressing, and maintaining metadata

@echo on
set bitrate=2M
set out_file=_bitrate%bitrate%_x265.mp4
for %%f in (%1*.mp4 %1*.avi %1*.mov) do (
	ffmpeg -i %%~f -c:v hevc_nvenc -b:v %bitrate% -map_metadata 0 -preset fast %%~nf%out_file%
	exiftool -tagsFromFile %%~f -extractEmbedded -all:all -FileModifyDate -overwrite_original %%~nf%out_file%
)

https://ffmpeg.org/download.html

https://exiftool.org/

Trip to the States

[1:10:12 PM] Vivian Wong: HURRO
[1:10:13 PM] Vivian Wong: HOW WENT THINGS
[1:10:16 PM] Matthew Fong: hiii <3
[1:10:22 PM] Matthew Fong: went well
[1:10:29 PM] Matthew Fong: i’m the most successful shopper 8D
[1:10:31 PM] Justin Wong: IM STILL FULL
[1:10:33 PM] Reb Wang: A BORDERGUARD THOUGHT TERENCE WAS A GIRL
[1:10:35 PM] Justin Wong: YES
[1:10:38 PM] Vivian Wong: AHAHA
[1:10:38 PM] Justin Wong: BEST MOMENT EVER
[1:10:41 PM] Matthew Fong: LOL
[1:10:44 PM] Reb Wang: LEMME GO TYPE THE CONVO INTO FACEBOOK
[1:11:50 PM] Matthew Fong: “And who are the ladies in the back? Is one of them your girl friend?”
Matt: “No haha. This one’s Rebecca, the one in the middle is Erin.”
“Who’s the third one? Is she not your friend?”
Matt: “PFFFT THAT’S A GUY.”
[1:12:30 PM] Vivian Wong: LOOL
[1:12:33 PM] Vivian Wong: did borderguard crack up
[1:12:34 PM] Justin Wong: SO GOOD
[1:12:36 PM] Vivian Wong: or was it a douchey one
[1:12:43 PM] Justin Wong: I think she got embarrassed
[1:12:45 PM] Vivian Wong: oop lol
[1:12:47 PM] Justin Wong: but I was too busy laughing
[1:12:48 PM] Justin Wong: to notice
[1:12:50 PM] Matthew Fong: no she was fun lol
[1:12:59 PM] Vivian Wong: good good haha
[1:13:02 PM] Vivian Wong: SUMMARIZE FOR ME ALL THAT YOU BOUGHT
[1:13:06 PM] Vivian Wong: I WISH TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU
[1:13:13 PM] Matthew Fong: FIRST STOP
[1:13:17 PM] Matthew Fong: BELLIS FAIR MALL
[1:13:24 PM] Matthew Fong: SHIIIET CONFUSING PARKING LAYOUT
[1:13:31 PM] Matthew Fong: FINALLY FOUND THE FRONT OF THE MALL
[1:13:35 PM] Matthew Fong: PARKED
[1:13:48 PM] Matthew Fong: NEAR THE ENTRANCE ;D NOT 3 MILES FROM IT
[1:13:51 PM] Matthew Fong: WENT INTO TARGET
[1:14:04 PM] Matthew Fong: REB WANTED MILK CHOCOLATE
[1:14:06 PM] Matthew Fong: CHEETOS
[1:14:11 PM] Matthew Fong: GOT THAT
[1:14:20 PM] Matthew Fong: JUSTIN WANTED SOME PIZZA HUT EXPRESS
[1:14:23 PM] Matthew Fong: DID NOT GET THAT.
[1:14:32 PM] Vivian Wong: LOL DENIAL
[1:14:41 PM] Matthew Fong: WENT TO FOOD COURT
[1:14:49 PM] Matthew Fong: TOO EARLY FOR MCNUGGETS.
[1:14:56 PM] Matthew Fong: WENT TO FOREVER XXI
[1:15:06 PM] Matthew Fong: GOT MY HAND STUCK IN A VARIETY OF BRACELETS
[1:15:17 PM] Vivian Wong: PRETTY MATTALINA
[1:15:19 PM] Matthew Fong: =D
[1:15:22 PM] Matthew Fong: DIDN’T BUY ANYTHING.
[1:15:32 PM] Matthew Fong: JUSTIN WENT OUT TO GET TERIYAKI BEEF WITH RICE
[1:15:34 PM] Matthew Fong: NO VEGGIES
[1:15:36 PM] Matthew Fong: ALL BROWN
[1:15:52 PM] Matthew Fong: WE WENT TO EAT 20 NUGGETS, 2 CHICKEN SNACK WRAPS, 1 FILET O FISH
[1:16:25 PM] Matthew Fong: WENT TO SPENCERS
[1:16:32 PM] Matthew Fong: DICKS EVERYWHERERERERERE
[1:16:39 PM] Reb Wang: WE WATCHED PAPRIKA AT THE BORDER BTW
[1:16:42 PM] Matthew Fong: BOUGHT A DOMO SHOT GLASS
[1:16:52 PM] Matthew Fong: BOUGHT A “I POOPED TODAY” BUTTON
[1:17:02 PM] Vivian Wong: DID YOU GUYS HAVE MUCH OF A WAIT AT THE BORDER? O.O
[1:17:05 PM] Vivian Wong: IZ NOT EVEN LONG WEEKEND
[1:17:05 PM] Matthew Fong: OH YES, PAPRIKA UP UNTIL INVASION OF THE THEATRE AT THE BORDER
[1:17:09 PM] Matthew Fong: 40 ISH MINUTES
[1:17:12 PM] Vivian Wong: OOH WOW
[1:17:23 PM] Matthew Fong: ANYWAY
[1:17:26 PM] Matthew Fong: THEN MACY’S
[1:17:35 PM] Matthew Fong: REALIZED, LOL IT’S JUST LIKE THE BAY.
[1:17:53 PM] Matthew Fong: AND THEN OFF TO THE PREMIUM OUTLET
[1:18:01 PM] Matthew Fong: LOL NO PARKING
[1:18:04 PM] Matthew Fong: CIRCLE CIRCLE CIRCLE
[1:18:08 PM] Matthew Fong: CIRCLE CIRCLE CIRCLE
[1:18:10 PM] Matthew Fong: YAY PARKING
[1:18:25 PM] Matthew Fong: AND OFF WE GO TO SHOOOPING
[1:18:28 PM] Matthew Fong: OH WAIT
[1:18:32 PM] Matthew Fong: BACK AT BELLIS FAIR
[1:18:37 PM] Matthew Fong: WENT INTO HOLLISTER
[1:18:47 PM] Matthew Fong: ERIN BOUGHT SOME MAGENTA JEANNS
[1:18:49 PM] Matthew Fong: HAWT
[1:19:07 PM] Matthew Fong: JUSTIN WALKED AROUND IN CIRCLES
[1:19:14 PM] Matthew Fong: I SWAYED TO THE MUSIC
[1:19:20 PM] Matthew Fong: REB TRIED ON PANTS SHE DIDN’T LIKE
[1:19:27 PM] Matthew Fong: TERENCE STOOD THERE LOOKING COO
[1:19:39 PM] Matthew Fong: OKAY BACK TO PREMIUM OUTLETS
[1:19:56 PM] Vivian Wong: GG
[1:20:00 PM] Matthew Fong: WENT AROUND
[1:20:04 PM] Matthew Fong: INTO LEVIS!
[1:20:07 PM] Matthew Fong: I FOUND RED JEANS
[1:20:17 PM] Matthew Fong: DAMN, $50 AND LONG LONG DRESSING ROOM LINE
[1:20:19 PM] Matthew Fong: FORGET IT.
[1:20:32 PM] Matthew Fong: TERENCE TRIED JEANS
[1:20:34 PM] Matthew Fong: HE TOOK TOO LONG
[1:20:41 PM] Matthew Fong: REST OF US WENT TO GAP
[1:20:55 PM] Matthew Fong: WOO I FOUND 70% OFF SHIRTS
[1:20:58 PM] Matthew Fong: $15 EACH
[1:21:00 PM] Matthew Fong: BOUGHT 2
[1:21:01 PM] Vivian Wong: WIN
[1:21:11 PM] Matthew Fong: REB/ERIN SHOPPING IN THE LITTLE GIRLS SECTION
[1:21:26 PM] Matthew Fong: FOUND OUT THAT ERIN HATES, AND I MEAN REALLY HATES, ORANGE.
[1:21:36 PM] Matthew Fong: SO MUCH ORANGE CLOTHING EVERYWHERE 8D
[1:21:42 PM] Vivian Wong: OLOL JERSEY SHORE
[1:21:53 PM] Matthew Fong: TRIED TO GET REB SOME COLOUR IN HER WARDROBE
[1:21:57 PM] Matthew Fong: FAILED MISERABLY.
[1:22:15 PM] Matthew Fong: TRIED TO GET JUSTIN TO TRY ON CLOTHES, FAILED MISERABLY
[1:22:16 PM] Reb Wang: THEY DIDN’T HAVE MY SIZE
[1:22:21 PM] Matthew Fong: THEY HAD XS.
[1:22:28 PM] Reb Wang: NOT THE SHIRT I WANTED
[1:22:32 PM] Matthew Fong: BURRRRRRRR
[1:22:34 PM] Reb Wang: =P
[1:22:42 PM] Matthew Fong: ANYWAY
[1:22:44 PM] Matthew Fong: BACK TO LEVIS
[1:22:48 PM] Matthew Fong: LOL WHERE’S TERENCE
[1:22:56 PM] Matthew Fong: WENT BACK TO GAP TO CHECK
[1:22:59 PM] Matthew Fong: OH HE’S IN THE DRESSING ROOM
[1:23:05 PM] Matthew Fong: OF LEVIS
[1:23:11 PM] Matthew Fong: AND HE CAME OUT AS WE WENT TO CHECK
[1:23:21 PM] Matthew Fong: TERENCE BUYS 2 JEANS
[1:23:28 PM] Vivian Wong: YOU GUYS WENT INTO THE DRESSING ROOM TO FIND HIM?
[1:23:29 PM] Vivian Wong: OLOL
[1:23:30 PM] Matthew Fong: NONO
[1:23:32 PM] Matthew Fong: HE CAME OUT LOL
[1:23:36 PM] Matthew Fong: ME AND ERIN WENT BACK TO GAP
[1:23:42 PM] Matthew Fong: JUSTIN AND REB STAYED AT LEVIS
[1:23:53 PM] Matthew Fong: TEHN
[1:23:57 PM] Matthew Fong: SONY STORE
[1:23:59 PM] Matthew Fong: NOTHING SPECIAL
[1:24:08 PM] Matthew Fong: NIKE STORE, ERIN WANTED A SPORTS BRA
[1:24:23 PM] Matthew Fong: I LEARNED THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEDIUM IMAPCT AND HIGH IMPACT SPROTS BRAS
[1:24:36 PM] Matthew Fong: TERENCE WANTED SWEAT PANTS
[1:24:37 PM] Vivian Wong: IMPACT.
[1:24:40 PM] Matthew Fong: NO SWEAT PANTS
[1:24:40 PM] Vivian Wong: HIGH IMPACT SWEAT PANTS
[1:24:46 PM] Matthew Fong: LOL CUPPING.
[1:24:55 PM] Matthew Fong: THEN
[1:24:57 PM] Matthew Fong: ….
[1:25:00 PM] Matthew Fong: ANNE TAYLOR
[1:25:22 PM] Matthew Fong: I MADE JOKE ABOUT AUNTIE ANNE TAYLOR, BECAUSE THERE’S A PRETZEL SHOP CALLED AUNTIE ANNE’S
[1:25:25 PM] Matthew Fong: UM
[1:25:37 PM] Matthew Fong: REB TRIED ON A DEEP TEAL BLOUSE
[1:25:38 PM] Vivian Wong: AUNTIE ANNE’S PRETZELS ARE AWESOME
[1:25:47 PM] Matthew Fong: IN SMALL SIZE
[1:25:49 PM] Matthew Fong: TOO BULKY
[1:25:52 PM] Matthew Fong: TRIED ON XS
[1:26:02 PM] Matthew Fong: DID NOT FALL WELL
[1:26:08 PM] Matthew Fong: MOAR FAIL.
[1:26:14 PM] Matthew Fong: THEN
[1:26:19 PM] Matthew Fong: UMM
[1:26:25 PM] Matthew Fong: CALVIN KLEIN
[1:26:29 PM] Matthew Fong: HOLY CRAP EXPENSIVE
[1:26:41 PM] Matthew Fong: FOUND A JACKET I LIKED, $60, OKAY PRICE
[1:26:43 PM] Matthew Fong: NO SMALL
[1:26:43 PM] Matthew Fong: DAMN
[1:26:51 PM] Matthew Fong: THEN TO GUESS
[1:27:11 PM] Matthew Fong: REB TRIES ON SKINNY JEANS, SAYING “THEY LOOK BAD ON ME LOLOLOLOLO’
[1:27:14 PM] Matthew Fong: COMES OUT
[1:27:16 PM] Matthew Fong: SHE LOOKS GREAT.
[1:27:23 PM] Matthew Fong: REB BUYS 2 JEANS
[1:27:32 PM] Vivian Wong: LOL
[1:27:33 PM] Vivian Wong: WIN
[1:27:43 PM] Matthew Fong: PFFT. STILL NO REAL COLOUR >.>
[1:27:50 PM] Matthew Fong: UH LUNCH
[1:27:56 PM] Matthew Fong: ONLY JUSTIN AND TERENCE EAT
[1:28:04 PM] Matthew Fong: JUSTIN HAS REALLY THICK PIZZA
[1:28:10 PM] Matthew Fong: TERENCE HAS ANOTHER WRAP =\
[1:28:14 PM] Matthew Fong: HE LIKES DEM WRAPS.
[1:28:21 PM] Matthew Fong: I ATTEMPT TO FACETIME WITH MY MOM
[1:28:22 PM] Matthew Fong: LAG FAIL
[1:28:45 PM] Matthew Fong: NEXT IS AEROPOSTALE
[1:28:54 PM] Matthew Fong: WOO ERIN FINDS A $5 CROP TOP
[1:29:06 PM] Vivian Wong: AEROPOSTALE IS AWESOME
[1:29:11 PM] Matthew Fong: BUYS THAT, BUT COULDN’T FIND ANOTHER ONE IN ANOTHER COLOUR
[1:29:36 PM] Matthew Fong: I BUY A…. BURGUNDY? COLOUR SWEATER
[1:29:42 PM] Matthew Fong: AND WOO WE GET JUSTIN TO TRY ON JEANS
[1:29:49 PM] Matthew Fong: CUZ THE ONES HE WAS WEARING ARE AEROPOSTALE
[1:29:55 PM] Matthew Fong: WE TRY TO FIGURE OUT HIS SIZE
[1:30:05 PM] Matthew Fong: 30/30 LOL TOO TIGHT. CAN’T EVEN PUT EM ON
[1:30:18 PM] Matthew Fong: 32/32, LOL STILL TOO TIGHT.
[1:30:31 PM] Matthew Fong: HE SAYS HIS JEANS ARE 36, BUT THEY’RE LOOSE
[1:30:38 PM] Matthew Fong: SO WE TRY 34/32
[1:30:55 PM] Matthew Fong: FITS, BUT TOO TIGHT FOR COMFORT
[1:30:57 PM] Matthew Fong: HE WANTS 35
[1:31:05 PM] Matthew Fong: PFFT 35 DOESN’T EXIST 8D
[1:31:09 PM] Vivian Wong: GASP ODD NUMBERS
[1:31:10 PM] Matthew Fong: JEANS BUYING FAIL
[1:31:18 PM] Matthew Fong: I SAW A 33 LOL
[1:31:20 PM] Matthew Fong: THAT WAS WEIRD.
[1:31:34 PM] Matthew Fong: THEN TO CONVERSE
[1:31:37 PM] Matthew Fong: CLEARANCE RACK 8D
[1:31:44 PM] Matthew Fong: CHEAP CONVERSE FOR $35
[1:31:52 PM] Matthew Fong: ERIN FOUND SHOES
[1:31:53 PM] Matthew Fong: DID NOT LIKE
[1:31:59 PM] Matthew Fong: TERENCE FOUND RED CONVERSE
[1:32:02 PM] Matthew Fong: NO LACES, WTF THESE ARE UGLY
[1:32:09 PM] Matthew Fong: FOUND SOME SIZE 13 CONVERSE FOR JUSTIN
[1:32:12 PM] Matthew Fong: YAY HE TRIED THEM ON
[1:32:19 PM] Matthew Fong: THEY LOOK GOOOOOOD.
[1:32:23 PM] Matthew Fong: SO SHARP
[1:32:24 PM] Matthew Fong: BUT
[1:32:35 PM] Matthew Fong: HE DOESN’T LIKE THE HEEL JABBING INTO HIS FOD
[1:32:37 PM] Matthew Fong: FOOT
[1:32:48 PM] Matthew Fong: ALSO, NOT VERY GOOD FOR WALKING. WHICH AS WE ALL KNOW, HE DOES A LOT.
[1:32:57 PM] Matthew Fong: CAN’T REALLY FIT AN INSOLE IN THERE EITHER.
[1:32:58 PM] Matthew Fong: DAMN
[1:33:05 PM] Matthew Fong: I FOUND SHOES 8D
[1:33:11 PM] Matthew Fong: GREY THINGERS
[1:33:16 PM] Vivian Wong: YEAH, CONVERSES ARE PRETTY BUT FEEL UNCOMFS
[1:33:36 PM] Matthew Fong: WELL, IF YOU DON’T DO A LOT OF WALKING IT’S ALL RIGHT.
[1:33:40 PM] Matthew Fong: THEY’RE EVERYDAY SHOES
[1:33:42 PM] Matthew Fong: NOT WALKKING SHOES
[1:33:47 PM] Vivian Wong: STILL FEELS CRUDDY COMPARED TO ~NEW BALANCE~
[1:33:53 PM] Matthew Fong: 😛
[1:33:54 PM] Vivian Wong: NOT PILLOWY ENOUGH LOL
[1:34:01 PM] Matthew Fong: FORM > FUNCTION ;D
[1:34:12 PM] Vivian Wong: NOPE~
[1:34:15 PM] Matthew Fong: ACTAULLY THE VANS I’M WEARING ARE VERY COMFORTABLE
[1:34:20 PM] Matthew Fong: THE RED ONES
[1:34:29 PM] Vivian Wong: ARE VANS DIFFERENT FROM CONVERSE? I GET THEM KINDA CONFUSED
[1:34:33 PM] Matthew Fong: YEAH
[1:34:36 PM] Matthew Fong: DIFF BRAND
[1:34:43 PM] Vivian Wong: SIMILAR LOOK, RIGHT
[1:34:44 PM] Matthew Fong: ANYWAY
[1:34:47 PM] Matthew Fong: UHH KINDA
[1:34:48 PM] Matthew Fong: I GUESS.
[1:35:20 PM] Matthew Fong: ANYWAY, GETTING LATE, SO WE START TO HEAD OFF
[1:35:30 PM] Matthew Fong: TERENCE BUYS A CHERRY COKE FROM THE VENDING MACHINE
[1:35:42 PM] Matthew Fong: WHOA SO MUCH PARKING AVAILABLE. EVERYBODY LEFT LOLOL
[1:35:48 PM] Matthew Fong: HEAD INTO SEATTLE
[1:36:10 PM] Matthew Fong: CAR’S GPS STARTS FUCKING UP, THINKING I’M IN THE EXPRESS LANE, BUT I’M NOT, AND THE EXPRESS LANE IS CLOSED 😛
[1:36:16 PM] Matthew Fong: USE PHONE GPS
[1:36:19 PM] Matthew Fong: YAY
[1:36:27 PM] Matthew Fong: HEAD DOWNTOWN
[1:36:32 PM] Matthew Fong: SEE CHEESECAKE FACTORY
[1:36:37 PM] Matthew Fong: OKAY WHERE THE HELL DO WE PARK
[1:36:47 PM] Matthew Fong: SEE A SIGN POINTING TO CONVENTION CENTER PARKING
[1:36:59 PM] Matthew Fong: $5 FOR 1 HOUR
$6 FOR 2 HOURS
$10 FOR 3 HOURS
[1:37:10 PM] Matthew Fong: OKAY, $10 SPLIT AMONGST 5, SURE NOT BAD.
[1:37:20 PM] Matthew Fong: COME OUT OF CONVENTION CENTER
[1:37:21 PM] Matthew Fong: LOL WHERE ARE WE
[1:37:30 PM] Matthew Fong: HELPFUL WOMAN HELPS US OUT
[1:37:38 PM] Matthew Fong: OFF TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY!
[1:37:44 PM] Matthew Fong: 45 MINUTE WAIT
[1:37:46 PM] Matthew Fong: OKAY
[1:37:57 PM] Matthew Fong: GO TO H&M NEXT DOOR
[1:38:08 PM] Matthew Fong: PASS A PLACE CALLED GAMESWORKS
[1:38:09 PM] Matthew Fong: LOL WHAT IS THIS
[1:38:15 PM] Matthew Fong: SPORTS BAR
[1:38:19 PM] Matthew Fong: + ARCADE
[1:38:24 PM] Matthew Fong: OFF TO H&M
[1:38:36 PM] Matthew Fong: STRAIGHT TO THE JEWELERY SECTION
[1:38:45 PM] Matthew Fong: JUSTIN FINDS A NECKLACE THAT LOOKS LIKE A MOUSTACHE.
[1:38:59 PM] Matthew Fong: WE FIND ALL SORTS OF WEIRD JEWELERY
[1:39:16 PM] Vivian Wong: MOUSTACHE NECKLACE
[1:39:27 PM] Matthew Fong: ERIN FINDS A RED/ORANGE (WE ALSO FOUND OUT ME, TERENCE ARE SLIGHTLY RED/ORANGE COLOUR BLIND =\)
[1:39:31 PM] Matthew Fong: HANG ON
[1:40:26 PM] Matthew Fong: https://www.dropbox.com/s/hpgg7y96ykw3urv/IMG_5235.JPG
[1:40:42 PM] Matthew Fong: WE GO DOWN TO THE MEN’S SECTION
[1:40:48 PM] Matthew Fong: LOL MORE ORANGE STUFF
[1:40:54 PM] Matthew Fong: JUSTIN STARTS TRYING ON ALL THE HATS
[1:41:00 PM] Vivian Wong: XD
[1:41:27 PM] Matthew Fong: TERENCE ENLISTS ERIN TO PICK STUFF OUT FOR HIM BECEAUSE HE WANTS TO SPEND MOAR MONEY
[1:41:31 PM] Matthew Fong: COULDN’T FIND ANYTHING
[1:41:37 PM] Matthew Fong: BUT TERENCE FINDS SWEATPANTS
[1:41:46 PM] Matthew Fong: SO RED BELT + SWEAT PATNS @ H&M
[1:41:52 PM] Matthew Fong: BACK TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY
[1:42:00 PM] Matthew Fong: FIND A MENU TO LOOK AT WHILE WE WAIT
[1:42:09 PM] Matthew Fong: LOL MAC AND CHEESE BURGER
[1:42:13 PM] Matthew Fong: CALLLOORIESSSSSSSSSS
[1:42:19 PM] Matthew Fong: JUSTIN FREAKS OUT ABOUT CALORIES
[1:42:24 PM] Matthew Fong: GO LOOK AT CHEESECAKES
[1:42:25 PM] Matthew Fong: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
[1:42:36 PM] Matthew Fong: ONE OF THE CHEESECAKES LOOKS LIKE IT HAS POOP ON TOP
[1:42:41 PM] Matthew Fong: PROLLY JUST CHOCOLATE
[1:42:51 PM] Matthew Fong: GET SEATED
[1:42:57 PM] Matthew Fong: LOL FLOOR IS SLIPPERY
[1:43:01 PM] Matthew Fong: IT’S LIKE SKATING.
[1:43:08 PM] Vivian Wong: O_O
[1:43:09 PM] Vivian Wong: HAZARDOUS
[1:43:12 PM] Matthew Fong: VERY
[1:43:14 PM] Matthew Fong: I GO PEE
[1:43:23 PM] Matthew Fong: URINAL IS REALLY DIRTY >.>
[1:43:29 PM] Matthew Fong: LOOKS LIKE CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES ON THE BALL REST
[1:43:43 PM] Matthew Fong: COME BACK TO ORDER
[1:44:26 PM] Matthew Fong: ME, CHICKEN BELLAGIO
TERENCE, SOME SORT OF CHICKEN FROM THE HEALTH MENU
ERIN, BURGER FROM THE HEALTH MENU
JUSTIN, REB: BURGER + FRIES + DEEP FRIED MACARONI AND CHEESE
[1:44:35 PM] Matthew Fong: OMG THAT DEEP FRIED MACARONI AND CHEESE
[1:44:37 PM] Vivian Wong: ….BALL REST.
[1:44:38 PM] Vivian Wong: o_o
[1:44:40 PM] Matthew Fong: IT IS SO GOOD.
[1:44:51 PM] Matthew Fong: LOL REMEMBER THAT CONVERSATION WE HAD ABOUT URINAL BALL RESTS
[1:44:54 PM] Vivian Wong: DEEP FRIED MAC AND CHEESE IS AWESOME
[1:44:58 PM] Matthew Fong: IT REALLY IS
[1:44:59 PM] Matthew Fong: OMG
[1:45:00 PM] Vivian Wong: SERIOUSLY, BALL RESTS ARE A THING?!
[1:45:01 PM] Matthew Fong: I WANT SOME
[1:45:04 PM] Matthew Fong: NO THEIR NOT LMFAO
[1:45:08 PM] Vivian Wong: SOME PUBS HAVE DEEP FRIED MAC AND CHEESE
[1:45:09 PM] Matthew Fong: THEY’RE *
[1:45:27 PM] Matthew Fong: THEY WERE 4 BALLS OF MAC AND CHEESE WITH PASTA SAUCE
[1:45:31 PM] Justin Wong: SO GOOD
[1:45:32 PM] Justin Wong: SO GOOD REB
[1:45:33 PM] Justin Wong: SO GOOD
[1:45:33 PM] Reb Wang: GOING TO CHURCH BBL
[1:45:35 PM] Matthew Fong: THEY’RE AMAZING
[1:45:37 PM] Vivian Wong: TA REB
[1:45:37 PM] Reb Wang: YES IT WAS SO GOOD
[1:45:37 PM] Matthew Fong: BYE REB <3
[1:45:44 PM] Reb Wang: BYE DARLINGS <3
[1:45:52 PM] Matthew Fong: ANYWAY
[1:45:59 PM] Matthew Fong: AWESOME M&C
[1:46:04 PM] Matthew Fong: MY CHICKEN WAS AWESOME
[1:46:10 PM] Matthew Fong: UNTIL I STARTED EATING THE SECOND HALF
[1:46:14 PM] Matthew Fong: STARTED GETTING FUL 🙁
[1:46:23 PM] Matthew Fong: PACKED THE REST OF THE PASTA THAT CAME WITH IT
[1:46:30 PM] Matthew Fong: DESSERTTTTTTTTT
[1:47:07 PM] Matthew Fong: ME: RED VELVET
ERIN: TUXEDO SOMETHING
TERENCE: RASPBERRY SOMETHING
JUSTIN: VANILLA ORIGINAL SOMETHING OR SOMETHING
REB: REESES
[1:47:27 PM] Matthew Fong: ALL GOOD, BUT ERIN’S AND REB’S JUST TASTED LIKE CHOCOLATE
[1:47:33 PM] Matthew Fong: REBS HAD SOME PEANUT TASTE
[1:47:42 PM] Matthew Fong: AS JUSTIN EATS
[1:47:50 PM] Matthew Fong: HE DROPS WHIPPED CREAM ON THE TABLE
[1:47:55 PM] Matthew Fong: SO MUCH WHIPPED CREAM
[1:47:59 PM] Matthew Fong: HE TRIES TO PICK IT BACK UP
[1:48:00 PM] Matthew Fong: FAILS
[1:48:03 PM] Matthew Fong: REB HELPS
[1:48:15 PM] Matthew Fong: AND PUTS IT ON THE REST OF HIS CAKE
[1:48:19 PM] Matthew Fong: LOL’S ENSUE
[1:48:25 PM] Matthew Fong: WTF REB
[1:48:43 PM] Matthew Fong: EVERYBODY FINISHES BUT REB AND ME
[1:48:45 PM] Matthew Fong: BOTH PACK
[1:48:58 PM] Matthew Fong: BACK TO THE CAR
[1:49:14 PM] Matthew Fong: YAY, $6 PARKING
[1:49:26 PM] Matthew Fong: WE GO OUT
[1:49:32 PM] Matthew Fong: HOLY CRAP WTF SEATTLE ROADS
[1:49:38 PM] Matthew Fong: ONE WAY HERE, NO ENTRY THERE
[1:49:47 PM] Matthew Fong: GPS SAYS ONE WAY, ROADS SAY OTHER WAY
[1:49:51 PM] Vivian Wong: DAAAYM
[1:49:53 PM] Matthew Fong: SO UGH
[1:49:59 PM] Matthew Fong: FINALLY GET BACK ONTO I5
[1:50:02 PM] Matthew Fong: I NEED TO GAS UP
[1:50:06 PM] Matthew Fong: GO TO FIRST PLACE
[1:50:09 PM] Matthew Fong: EXIT
[1:50:19 PM] Matthew Fong: AND THEN MISS THE SECOND EXIT, AND GO BACK ONTO I5
[1:50:20 PM] Matthew Fong: FAIL.
[1:50:27 PM] Matthew Fong: SECOND TIME I DO IT RIGHT
[1:50:29 PM] Matthew Fong: FIND A SHELL
[1:50:36 PM] Matthew Fong: TRY TO PREPAY WITH CREDIT CAR
[1:50:38 PM] Matthew Fong: D
[1:50:46 PM] Matthew Fong: ‘LOL FUCK YOU, YOU HAVE NO ZIP CODE IN THE US 8D’
[1:50:53 PM] Matthew Fong: GO INSIDE AND PREPAY
[1:51:00 PM] Matthew Fong: $50SO CHEEAP
[1:51:22 PM] Matthew Fong: DRIVE BACK 2 HOURS TO THE BORDER
[1:51:33 PM] Matthew Fong: SAW AN SUV WITHOUT HIS LIGHTS TURNED ON
[1:51:36 PM] Matthew Fong: WHATTA DOUCHE
[1:51:43 PM] Matthew Fong: CROSS TO THE BORDER
[1:51:48 PM] Matthew Fong: GUY ASKS US FOR RECEIPTS
[1:51:53 PM] Matthew Fong: NOTHING ABOUT TERRY BEING AGIRL
[1:52:02 PM] Vivian Wong: 8D
[1:52:04 PM] Matthew Fong: THEN DRIVE TO ERIN’S HOUSE
[1:52:11 PM] Matthew Fong: WATCH THE REST OF PAPRIKA
[1:52:19 PM] Matthew Fong: WHILE I FELL ASLEEP
[1:52:33 PM] Matthew Fong: REACTION TO THE HAND PUSHING INTO HER UTERUS WAS NOT AS BIG AS I WAS EXPECTING
[1:52:39 PM] Matthew Fong: PROBABLY BECAUSE SLEEPIES
[1:52:50 PM] Matthew Fong: AND TAXI HOME EVERYONE
[1:53:00 PM] Vivian Wong: LOL did everyone go “mehhh happens all the time”
[1:53:14 PM] Matthew Fong: THERE WERE A FEW URGGHHS
[1:53:18 PM] Matthew Fong: BUT NOTHING LIKE
[1:53:19 PM] Matthew Fong: WHAT THE FUCK
[1:54:06 PM] Vivian Wong: awww lol
[1:54:15 PM] Matthew Fong: yeah i was disappoitned too.
[1:54:39 PM] Matthew Fong: ALSO THROUGHOUT THE TRIP, JUSTIN WAS TRYING TO FINISH KH SO HE COULD GIVE HIS 3DS TO ERIN
[1:54:46 PM] Matthew Fong: FAILED 20 TIMES TO ONE BOSS
[1:54:50 PM] Matthew Fong: PASSED IT
[1:54:56 PM] Matthew Fong: THEN BATTERY RAN OUT WHILE WE WERE GASSING UP
[1:55:05 PM] Matthew Fong: ALSO DISNEY MUSIC GALORE FROM BORDER TO HOME
[1:55:16 PM] Vivian Wong: LOOL
[1:55:25 PM] Vivian Wong: DID HE SAVE AFTER THE BOSS
[1:55:28 PM] Matthew Fong: YES.
[1:55:28 PM] Vivian Wong: OR WAS THIS A CLASSIC JUSTIN MOMENT
[1:55:29 PM] Vivian Wong: OKAY GOOD
[1:55:37 PM] Matthew Fong: HE SAVED AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHUT IT OFF

Self spoiled

»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
uuugh
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
thalassa’s death
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
is so tragic
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
T_T
-iDunno- says:
ORLY.
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
yeah
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
she
-iDunno- says:
LOL.
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
looks a lot like
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
…her
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
OH MY GOD
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
D8
-iDunno- says:
OH REALLY 😀
-iDunno- says:
LOLOL
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
DON’T SAY ANYTHING
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
HOLY SHIT
-iDunno- says:
I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
AWIOGJA’SOIDJGAOWIEJG
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
D8
-iDunno- says:
AHAHAHA
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
*mind explodes*
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
*fangasms*
-iDunno- says:
i didn’t say anything (A)
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
I CAN SEE IT IN THE WAY YOU WERE RESPONDING
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
YOU CAN’T HIDE IT
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
AOWIGJASLDGJEIOJ
»: Kookie :« Ménage à trois? ;3 – For the love of gawd, shoot me now. says:
0_0

Self spoilage is the funniest thing ever.