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Chintendo Vii

Welcome to the world with piracy at its finest. Introducing, the Chintendo Vii.

Vii….sounds like the console for Viv.
8D
OnionKiD | 2007-10-03 23:52:00

Sounds like Chin Kendo. =D
Bahaha, I wonder how good/bad it is.
silentchild | 2007-10-04 00:56:00

Heehee. Well, maybe not, but it’s still funny in a sick sorta way.

Actions speak louder than words.

Poking at the Wii much?!
OnionKiD | 2007-09-20 01:42:00

Will it blend?

So what happens when you put a video camera into a blender? Can you refund it?

Most certainly yes.
OnionKiD | 2007-09-15 23:49:00

BoA Wii Sports

Whoa. She’s good o.O

OMG. Did that guy behind her try to touch her ass as she was bowling?! O_O
OnionKiD | 2007-09-12 00:56:00

Yeah… sorry bout that, I just couldn’t resist 8D
*grope*
Freeze1337 | 2007-09-16 03:11:00

Damnit Herman

So some weird stuff happened to me today. Okay fine, one weird thing split into 8 weird parts happened to me today. Read and…. No, just read it lol.

Text messages:
+30600001 – 9:11am: so did you find the weed?
+30600002 – 9:12am: dude the cops are on the way to ur house flush the crack
+30600003 – 9:16am: shitw fbi on my ass
+30600004 – 9:28am: look man whatever you dont tell them where the cash is
+30600005 – 12:12pm: i am coming over and killing u traitor
+30600006 – 12:23pm: u aint hide from me
+30600007 – 1:53pm: I AM COMMING FOR U, WATCH U BACK FOB
+30600008 – 1:53pm: I LOVE YOU

…. *doesn’t get it* lol.

It’s either…
1) Someone entered the wrong phone number into their cell phone.
2) It’s an elaborate prank by the likes of Lawrence and/or Terence.
3) Or an anonymous person texting a random number…and yer a winner!!
OnionKiD | 2007-09-11 01:14:00

Most awesome day ever!!!
Hello_Kitty84 | 2007-09-11 07:21:00

Bumping into Kari

Right, so after Psychology class, I go over to the bookstore to buy a few more books, and I walked past Kari. Not being ready to talk to her, I ignore her presence and continue on my way. While waiting in line, I texted her at 11:03am:
… Umm… Can we talk sometime?

So here I am, thinking… Sure, why would she refuse. Finally, I can get a reason for not having spoken (verbally or virtually) to her all summer. Seemed possible to me anyway. So then, during my APSci class, at 3:08pm, she texts me back:
Id rather not. High skool is over n so should us. <sry that might hurt u>
I really enjoy & luv da way my life is right now. Im able 2 start everydin ova n not 2 mess up. We shouldnt c each oder.

And so here I am thinking… Wow, what a selfish bitch. She leaves me in the dark for 2 months, deletes me off MSN, doesn’t answer my emails, and doesn’t answer my Facebook messages either. I was utterly confused, left to my own confusing thoughts, and… I just think that’s very, very inconsiderate and selfish. I wasn’t even wanting to get together again. I just wanted an explanation as to why I was left to talk to a wall. But no. She throws it in my face. Yeah, what can I say? I’m pissed off. Any ideas on what I should do?

Btw, this will probably explain why I was a bit mellow today. I didn’t want to bring it up and ruin the mood for you guys~

You can join me on my Island of Suppressed Rage, or you can move on…

I advise you to move on T_T;
OnionKiD | 2007-09-08 00:41:00

Move On, you are onto BIGGER and better things now. :]
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2007-09-08 16:11:00

On starting over

We are engineers!

For those who didn’t hear….

Who the hell are we?
We are, we are, we are the Engineers,
We can, we can, we can demolish forty beers.
Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum with all of us,
For we don’t give a damn for any old man that don’t give a damn for us.

The irony for me is pathetic. I’m not of age yet and I can’t order beer OR rum lol.

Yeah, we completely lost you guys at the repetition of “drink rum”.
OnionKiD | 2007-09-05 01:59:00

Beer?

Beer is for pussies.
tuxedokamenrider | 2007-09-05 03:03:00

Letter of Rejection

Dear Sir/Madam

RE: Application: Your letter of rejection

Thank you for your letter of 29th March. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me admission in your school.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your school’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time.

Therefore I will start school at your institution on Monday 27th August at 8:00AM and I look forward to seeing you then.

Don’t call me; I’ll call you.

Sincerely…

If I was rich, and had all the money in the world, I’d apply for Harvard, and hope I get rejected, then I’d send that. Hehe.

Considering that it’s Harvard, you wouldn’t have to HOPE to get rejected. ^^”
OnionKiD | 2007-09-06 02:37:00

That looks familiar.
tuxedokamenrider | 2007-09-06 02:41:00

Hong Kong Souvenirs

Here you go guys =)

Wow. o_o

Hey, it’s Tintin! I thought it said Nintendo at first. XD
silentchild | 2007-09-03 22:26:00

Thank yooou Matthewwww~
See? It rhymes!
OnionKiD | 2007-09-04 00:19:00