Thumb wars

“One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.
Two, four, six, eight, I use this hand to masturbate.”

LOL. PWNED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcUF3vGgwNc
Wow.

awsome!!!…
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-18 23:05:00

WIsh I could move like the first guy. The second guy was obviously more skilled, but…moves looked kinda scary T_T;
OnionKiD | 2006-10-19 00:32:00

D: matt I don’t need to know what hand you useto masturbate with DX
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2006-10-19 00:53:00

WIP: GameCube

It’s by no means finished, but I like it =D

Aww IT’S SO CUTE!! IT’S SO PERFECTLY PLUSH AND…reminiscient of Harvest Moon.
It really is. ^o^ *huggles Gamecube*
OnionKiD | 2006-10-16 17:22:00

zomg it is a Harvest Moon Gamecube gg~!
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2006-10-16 20:33:00

The plug-ins looks like two really weird emos lol
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-16 22:07:00

I can make a cube in 3dsmax =D That’s just a less-detailed version of your gamecube.
Freeze1337 | 2006-10-16 22:48:00

me_irl

<zerco> we should have our own quote on bash
<Phaet> dude it’s easy
<Phaet> every quote which contains a word “masturbation” gets accepted
<Phaet> see? we’re on bash already 🙂
<zerco> hi mom!

I gotta do that.

But since these guys have already done it, your’s would be like…teh boring. D:
OnionKiD | 2006-10-14 16:38:00

IPECAC

Session Start: October 12, 2006
[05:45:17 PM] Andrew: yo
[05:45:21 PM] * -iDunno- is now Away (idle)
[05:45:27 PM] Andrew just sent you a Nudge!
[05:54:52 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[05:54:52 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[05:54:52 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[05:54:52 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[05:55:09 PM] Andrew: wana watch a video of people puking?
[05:55:15 PM] -iDunno-: no
[05:55:29 PM] Andrew: please
[05:55:34 PM] -iDunno-: …
[05:55:41 PM] Andrew: fine one person puking not many
[05:55:56 PM] -iDunno-: why would i want to watch someone puke?
[05:56:06 PM] Andrew: lets see if your tough
[05:56:13 PM] -iDunno-: i don’t care
[05:56:29 PM] Andrew: no?
[05:56:50 PM] -iDunno-: nope.
[05:57:03 PM] Andrew: why not
[05:57:08 PM] -iDunno-: because it’s disgusting
[05:57:30 PM] Andrew: oh cmon im sure you seen something more disgusting than that
[05:57:44 PM] -iDunno-: yeah.. so?
[05:58:13 PM] Andrew: ok fine i was lieing, theres a hot scene in the beginning
[05:58:19 PM] -iDunno-: liar.
[05:58:28 PM] Andrew: im not lieing i swear
[05:58:45 PM] Andrew: just watch the first 1 second
[05:59:18 PM] Andrew: ok?
[06:01:15 PM] Andrew: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/6/114157_6ce36080-bacc-4823-8121-68a84e5d5bce_prod.wmv
[06:01:37 PM] Andrew just sent you a Nudge!
[06:01:41 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[06:01:41 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[06:01:41 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[06:01:41 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[06:01:41 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[06:01:41 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[06:01:45 PM] Andrew: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/6/114157_6ce36080-bacc-4823-8121-68a84e5d5bce_prod.wmv
[06:01:52 PM] -iDunno-: eww..
[06:02:03 PM] Andrew: you watched it?
[06:02:08 PM] -iDunno-: mm
[06:02:13 PM] Andrew: which part
[06:02:21 PM] Andrew: tongue part or finger sticking part
[06:02:26 PM] -iDunno-: tongue
[06:02:32 PM] Andrew: no no its after tat
[06:02:37 PM] Andrew: dont worry theyre girls
[06:02:48 PM] Andrew: nothing over 18a i swear
[06:03:02 PM] Andrew: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/6/114157_6ce36080-bacc-4823-8121-68a84e5d5bce_prod.wmv
[06:03:42 PM] Andrew just sent you a Nudge!
[06:03:54 PM] -iDunno-: eww…
[06:04:01 PM] Andrew: LOL
[06:04:16 PM] Andrew: you watched the part after the tongue?
[06:04:21 PM] -iDunno-: mm
[06:04:23 PM] Andrew: LOL
[06:04:36 PM] Andrew: you eaten yet?
[06:04:48 PM] -iDunno-: nope.
[06:04:58 PM] Andrew: you hungry now? or not anymore
[06:05:08 PM] -iDunno-: dunno anymore
[06:05:12 PM] Andrew: lol
[06:06:07 PM] Andrew: hahahahahaaha
[06:08:04 PM] Andrew: lololol
[06:08:09 PM] Andrew: was that the most disgusting thing you ever seen?
[06:08:18 PM] -iDunno-: maybe
[06:08:26 PM] -iDunno-: http://www.lemonparty.com
[06:08:41 PM] Andrew: you mean .org
[06:08:45 PM] -iDunno-: is it o.o
[06:08:48 PM] -iDunno-: i don’t remember
[06:08:54 PM] Andrew: try it .com doesnt work
[06:08:58 PM] Andrew: i swear man im not lieing
[06:09:12 PM] -iDunno-: w/e

Note that “mmm” actually meant no =p

Session Start: October 13, 2006
[09:37:21 PM] -iDunno-: wtf is this
[09:37:29 PM] Andrew: a video
[09:37:34 PM] -iDunno-: of?
[09:37:43 PM] Andrew: something you should watch
[09:37:51 PM] -iDunno-: better not make me puke.
[09:38:00 PM] Andrew: it wont
[09:38:14 PM] Andrew: nothing rated 18A even though it might seem like it
[09:38:21 PM] -iDunno-: …
[09:38:32 PM] You have successfully received C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\My Documents\My Received Files\1_break013245.wmv from Andrew.
[09:38:42 PM] -iDunno-: ****.
[09:38:53 PM] -iDunno-: damn you.
[09:38:56 PM] Andrew: dude
[09:38:58 PM] Andrew: its not that part
[09:39:18 PM] Andrew: which part you so grossed about?
[09:39:24 PM] -iDunno-: the hanging spit.
[09:39:35 PM] Andrew: dude its after that
[09:39:44 PM] Andrew: that had nothing to do with the main content
[09:40:21 PM] -iDunno-: just tell me what it’s about
[09:40:26 PM] -iDunno-: i don’t need to look at it
[09:40:33 PM] Andrew: dude
[09:40:47 PM] Andrew: theres no porn
[09:40:55 PM] Andrew: its puking
[09:41:07 PM] -iDunno-: i told you, i don’t want to puke.
[09:41:16 PM] Andrew: its not you whos puking ok
[09:41:56 PM] Andrew: watch 5 seconds after it man
[09:42:05 PM] -iDunno-: forget it.
[09:42:11 PM] -iDunno-: i don’t have a fetish for pukers like you do.
[09:42:21 PM] Andrew: i dont
[09:42:40 PM] Andrew: dude just watch the whole thing man
[09:42:49 PM] -iDunno-: too late. i deleted it
[09:42:58 PM] Andrew: ok how bout i send it again
[09:43:06 PM] -iDunno-: don’t waste your bandwidth.
[09:43:07 PM] You have failed to receive file “1_break013245.wmv” from Andrew.
[09:43:14 PM] Andrew: 2390kb is nothing for my bandwith
[09:43:22 PM] You have failed to receive file “1_break013245.wmv” from Andrew.
[09:43:27 PM] -iDunno-: don’t waste mine then
[09:43:37 PM] Andrew: 2390 is nothing for your bandwith
[09:43:49 PM] -iDunno-: it’s still wasteful
[09:43:50 PM] Andrew: cmon cable user
[09:43:55 PM] Andrew: nothings gona happen
[09:47:14 PM] Andrew just sent you a Nudge!
[09:47:19 PM] You have just sent a Nudge!
[09:47:32 PM] Andrew: watch?
[09:47:38 PM] -iDunno-: no.
[09:48:30 PM] Andrew: i’ll give you a movie ticket if you watch it
[09:48:39 PM] -iDunno-: i don’t WANT a movie ticket.
[09:49:06 PM] Andrew: i’ll give you a free drink
[09:49:14 PM] -iDunno-: i don’t WANT a free drink
[09:49:24 PM] -iDunno-: why the hell are you bribing me to watch people puke?
[09:50:15 PM] Andrew: because i want you to see how you react to this
video
[09:50:30 PM] -iDunno-: i already reacted.
[09:50:49 PM] Andrew: that had nothing to do with the real content of
the video
[09:50:56 PM] -iDunno-: close enough.
[09:51:02 PM] Andrew: not even close man
[09:52:09 PM] Andrew: not even close!!
[09:52:25 PM] -iDunno-: that’s besides the point.
[09:52:40 PM] Andrew: no
[09:52:44 PM] Andrew: you gota watch
[09:53:03 PM] -iDunno-: go get someone else to be your test rat
[09:53:18 PM] Andrew: what test rat?
[09:53:25 PM] -iDunno-: experiment
[09:53:29 PM] Andrew: what experiment?
[09:53:44 PM] -iDunno-: go experiment with someone else
[09:54:26 PM] Andrew: i did except you
[09:54:51 PM] -iDunno-: well i refuse to be part of your survey.
[09:55:09 PM] Andrew: cmon mna

I don’t understand why he’s turned to puke porn. Ugh.

Conclusion: You’re the biggest moron for even watching stuff that Andrew sends you when he’s trying to reassure you that it’s okay. D:
OnionKiD | 2006-10-14 02:34:00

U guys are f*cking ret@rded u know that?
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-14 02:34:00

LMAO PUKE PORN
Freeze1337 | 2006-10-14 21:59:00

Agrees with Viv.
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2006-10-14 22:58:00

I wonder if I like her. Maybe.

Haha! Beasted the chem test. Twasn’t that hard guys… That being saiid, I’m not really looking forwward too the calculus test onn Tuesdday. But yeeah…

So afterr school had to have been the weiirdest event I’ve ever been at. Homosexuality is not my thing. Yet apparently, I’m very good at it. Or maybe not. I dunno. Anyway, Cindy got this [sarcasm]brilliant[/sarcasm] idea to add “desuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyoooooooonn” at the end off all my liines. So this way, I can be homosexual in style. Yeah rright. On top of that, Erin tells mee to aadd a hair fllick, a hip thrust, a hand waving everytime I say it. And sadlly, I can’t say that properly wiithout raising my voice an octave, so I sound even more gay. Aii.. Whatever, if it’s for the sakke of a good mark, by all means, go aheead.

Second thing. Afterr every 5 syllables or so, Cindy says “ne” and damn it sounds annoying.. Just picture it.

Ano ne, kono hausu wa ne, ropyaku nen mae ne…. Blah blah blah. Yeah, getting sick already. Then, for somme weird bizaarre reason, she starts talking like a Brit. W. T. F. YYeah… So now I gotta go work on English and memorize my script. BBlagh. Oh weell >..< There’s something funny with this post ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSiE19MlyBo
LOL.

I got it I got it raaah @__@!
OnionKiD | 2006-10-13 21:59:00

Cow Pig

It’s a COW PIG! [clickable]

That’s UDDERLY brilliant.
8D
OnionKiD | 2006-10-11 23:45:00

^ That was the worst joke ever DX

And I think I have that pig in my room =O
Freeze1337 | 2006-10-12 01:14:00

NO its PIG COW!!!! u got it all wrong!!!
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-12 21:51:00

omgad matt had a xanga site and never told me o.O
d4rkazn62 | 2006-10-13 02:03:00

Lego, iPods, and Robots


Now THAT is cool.

People purposely breaking their iPod to get a warranty replacement

And THAT is idiotically funny.


And a video.
Weird.

1) Lego is cool. Geddit? COOL? AHAHAHAH
2) I’m too lazy to read the iPod thing…but if you have summarized correctly, I think I shall laugh too.
3) HUMANOID ROBOTS = NO! NOOO!! THEY’LL REBEL AND KILL US I SAY.
OnionKiD | 2006-10-11 02:17:00

do u just go to reandom websites all the time…??
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-11 21:26:00

do u just go to random websites all the time…??
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-11 21:28:00

Notetaking

Rutherford: Take down these notes if you want. I don’t care. This isn’t a class on how to take notes.
Me: *thinks of Ms. Poon’s class*
    Flashback:
       Me: We just take notes.
       Justin: Damn, we’re doing all these different ways of taking notes. Again.
       Me: Haha sucker.
Me: YES. FINALLY. A Bio teacher that understands me =D

Anyway, here’s a retarded way to play Tetris. Only have one block touching the bottom (one square, one unit that makes up the entire block). No lines, and see what you get as a high score.

What’s a pirate’s favourite part of the amino acid group? THE ARRRRRRRRR GROUP!

I thought you didn’t like Rutherford. >_>
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2006-10-10 21:55:00

CURSE YOU MS POON!! MY BRAIN IS FILLED WITH USELESS NOTE-TAKING STRATEGIES!
Freeze1337 | 2006-10-10 23:01:00

You can go screw yoARRRRRRself. DX
OnionKiD | 2006-10-10 23:30:00

EEEW BIO JOKES!!!.. even lamer than wong jokes!!!
evil_chief_genius | 2006-10-11 01:36:00