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Gaia Valentines Comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHO8l-Bd1O4
Hahaha.

EDIT: Gaia Valentines comments~

“Wait! Before you run away… can I have some of your hair? ”

“”Stalker” is such a strong word… ” 
“Why must you build a Wall of Text between us? ” 

“We’re inseperable, like Ian and Rufus! ”

“No… it’s okay… I was just kidding about liking you… T_T ”

“You call that a face?.It’s not a rash, it’s just the lighting in here! ”

“Now I know the true meaning of “BFF.” BACON FEEDING FRENZY! ”

“I doubt that it was the WORST pickup line you’ve ever heard… ”

“Which grade of bait do you like? Because you’re a keeper! ”

“”Repulsive?” Fine, I’ll take that as a compliment. ”   

“If you’re a gift from Heaven, I hope I can find the receipt. ”

“This is so much better than hugging my pillows! ” 

“You’re like a can of Red Bino: You make my heart race.” 

“You’re my new best friend in the whole world! …donate plz? ”

“I’m reporting you for trolling my heart! ”

“Are you in the arena? Cause you’re a work of art! ”

“You can call me “Grunny,” ’cause I’m gonna latch onto your face! ”

“My therapist was right: I’m going to die alone. ”

“ ”

“Don’t take it personally when I start running as fast as I can. ”

“Can I ask you something personal? You, uh, showered today, right? ”

“:emo: ”

“Are you an 80s movie about hip hop dancing? Because you’re “Breakin'” my heart! ”

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall… who’s the person I won’t call? ”

“Oh, snap! ”

“Hi… I was just wondering if… hey… whew, look at the time…”

“Your heart is as cold and hard as Rock Puppy! ”

“I didn’t mean to come off like a n00b… ”

“:sweat: ”

“My love for you inflates faster than the marketplace. ”

“Are you a scammer? ‘Cause you just stole my heart! ”

“Do you have a halo? ‘Cause you must be an angel. ”

“I had a dream that was a lot like this, except you were made of wood and scary. ”

“What do you mean, I kiss “like a trout gasping for air”?! ”

“You look like an angel, and I’m just droppin’ by to say “HALO!” ”

“A/S/L? ”

“Are you a ToS violation? Cause you got fine written all over you. ”

“Allow me to quote Ron Bruise: Whoooooooooo! ”

“No… it’s okay… I was just kidding about liking you… T_T ”

“So are we dating now or…? ”

“Ours is a love that knows no Terms of Service. ” 

“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first. ” 

“Whoah, slow down there — you don’t want to get a bad reputation!”

“I tried to trade you a kiss… but you cancelled! ”

“That’s not what I meant by “are you a mule?”… ” 

“You already kissed this person. Try kissing someone else… I think they get the picture!”

“Do I have to spell it out? I L U! ”

“You were #1 on my wishlist! ” 

“I’m stuck on you like fish stench on Logan! ”

“You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu! ”

“I think we should start seeing other people in 3… 2… 1… ” 

“Fine, reject me! Now you’ll never see my skill with the banjo! ”

“:stare: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M TOO INTENSE!? ”

“I’m moving you to the top of my friend list! ”

“Luff hurts. ”

“Your pepper spray has an exquisite aftertaste! ”

“A restraining order? That’s so romantic! ” 

“My love for you is beyond emoticons.”

“If you were in the avi arena, I’d vote you a 10! ”

“Alas, my heart has been PWNED. ”

“Why must you “L0cke” me out of your life? ”

“Aww, this is nice. Thanks for the hug. Thanks. I said thanks! OKAY, GET OFF ME! ” 

“Perma’d! ”

“hey i liek ur avatar can i have 500 gld plz? ” 

“I’m sorry, I mistook you for a grombie! ”

“Huh – I must be on their ignore list.. ”

“It’s not you, it’s me. Well, it’s kind of both of us… but mostly you. ” 

“I’ve found the missing piece to my jigsaw. ” 

“You’re nice, but I need to get home and, uh… wash my hair. Over and over again. Until the end of time. ” 

“I swear it’s not B.O., I just ate onions for lunch! Lots and lots of onions! ”

“If you were a booger, I’d pick you first. ” 

SOMEONE FAILS 8D

Kookie_Jar | 2007-02-17 20:03:00

“Do I have to spell it out? I L U! ”
You mean…”I loathe you”….?
OnionKiD | 2007-02-18 02:20:00

Racism CAD


Yeah, that’s the best I could come up with.

Anyway, here’s something to laugh at:
The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin
sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in
a play.
The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

And here’s something to think about:
Revelation makes things awkward, and competition is stupid.

Revelation makes things awkward? I don’t get it.
Freeze1337 | 2007-02-16 00:47:00

the lighting makes me happy
go DA it now, bitch. *bullies*
Kookie_Jar | 2007-02-16 00:50:00

“Revelation makes things awkward, and competition is stupid.”

Then there is the competition is stupid.

Killed Ballet for me. 🙁
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2007-02-16 01:09:00

Names

1.YOUR SPY NAME (middle name and current street name):
Man Ashby

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/mother on your dad’s side and your favourite candy):
Tak Kam Kit Kat o.o

3. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name and first three or four letters of your last name):
MFon

4. YOUR GAMER TAG (a favourite colour, a favourite animal)
Black Penguin

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (girl/guy cousins name, and city you’re from)
Adrian Richmond

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first three letters of your last name, last three
letters of mother’s maiden name, first three letters of your
brother/sisters name)
Fonenghea

7. JEDI NAME (first name spelled backwards, your last name spelled backwards):
wehttaM gnoF

8. PORN STAR NAME (first pet’s name, the street you grew up on):
None Ashby

9. SUPERHERO NAME: (“The”, your favourite colour and the automobile your dad drives)
The Black Volvo

10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate)
Peter Frosted Flakes

… Well then.

I oughta kick you for that last prop. D: *fist shake*
Your spy name is awesome.
OnionKiD | 2007-02-16 23:20:00

LOL IT’S MISTA JEDI WET-HAM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Kookie_Jar | 2007-02-16 23:26:00

Trumpets

Re: Justin’s expressive anus

-iDunno- says:
and i’m going to bed after spending 5 hours on english =D
  «·:·Oñion Kïз:·» says:
wow o_o
  «·:·Oñion Kïз:·» says:
essay?
-iDunno- says:
poems
-iDunno- says:
essay i can do in less than half that time 
  «·:·Oñion Kïз:·» says:
o__o;
  «·:·Oñion Kïз:·» says:
are you writing a poem?
-iDunno- says:
no, analyzing to the hell with it
-iDunno- says:
and trying to make sense of a poem that doesn’t make sense
  «·:·Oñion Kïз:·» says:
thats always fun
-iDunno- says:
i let my ass do the talking 
  «·:·Oñion Kïз:·» says:
o_o
  «·:·Oñion Kïз:·» says:
sounds like a trumpet.
-iDunno- says:
EXPRESSIVE ANUS!
-iDunno- says:
NOW I GET IT.
  «·:·Oñion Kïз:·»  says:
LOL
  «·:·Oñion Kïз:·» says:
i was totally not getting at that
  «·:·Oñion Kïз:·» says:
but sure

Matt’s a trumpet. 8D *poot*
OnionKiD | 2007-02-14 01:29:00

lol matt doesn’t listen to me… D: I EXPLAINED IT. SO OOO CLEARLY.
Dream Girl = BoA
Author = Matt.
There
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2007-02-14 02:27:00

SEE EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE!
Freeze1337 | 2007-02-14 10:46:00

The Best Road of All

1   I like a road that leads away to prospects white and fair,
2   A road that is an ordered road, like a nun’s evening prayer;
3   But, best of all, I love a road that leads to God knows where.

4   You come upon it suddenly – you cannot seek it out;
5   It’s like a secret still unheard and never noised about;
6   But when you see it, gone at once is every lurking doubt.

7   It winds beside some rushing stream where aspens lightly quiver;
8   It follows many a broken field by many a shining river;
9   It seems to lead you on and on. forever and forever!

10   You tramp along its dusty way, beneath its shadowy trees,
11   And hear beside you chattering birds or happy booming bees,
12   And all around you golden sounds, the green leaves’ litanies.

13   And here’s a hedge, and there’s a cot: and then – strange, sudden turns –
14   A dip, a rise, a little glimpse where the red sunset burns;
15   A bit of sky at evening time, the scent of hidden ferns.

16   A winding road, a loitering road, a finger-mark of God
17   Traced when the Maker of the world leaned over ways untrod.
18   See! Here He smiled His glowing smile, and lo, the golden rod!

19   I like a road that wanders straight; the King’s highway is fair,
20   And lovely are the sheltered lanes that take you here and there;
21   But, best of all, I love a road that leads to God knows where.

Charles Hanson Towne

Hehe, pretty funny poem.

Pun!
Freeze1337 | 2007-02-13 22:35:00

o_o Wandering desuka?
OnionKid | 2007-02-14 01:10:00

Chemistry class

Justin during Chem, doing the colour universal indicator lab thinga ma jig.

Justin: *looks over at the test tube rack holding the controls* We need a rack.
Me: …. What? Did you just say —-
Justin: Oh my God. Shut up.

Justin Justin Justin. never learns.
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2007-02-10 02:08:00

That’s awfully George Bush of Justin.
“We need Iraq.”
OnionKiD | 2007-02-10 02:21:00

It’s not even close.
Freeze1337 | 2007-02-10 02:57:00

Chemistry tests

Justin during Chem, looking over the Acid/Base Test

Justin: *looks over at my test* Hey, for number 18, C and B are correct.
Me: They’re different tests… *burst out laughing*
Reb: LOL.
Justin: OMG. Okay. okay. This NEVER HAPPENED.
Me: You know exactly where this is going. *still laughing*
Reb: XANGA!

And so, here it is

hah Justin owned himself. X)
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2007-02-06 01:29:00

Ah, if only I were in the same class as you guys. x)
OnionKid | 2007-02-06 01:51:00

I DENY EVERYTHING
Freeze1337 | 2007-02-06 02:32:00

i don’t know how to study T_T
Kookie_Jar | 2007-02-08 00:54:00

Gaia bots

Damnit, they nuked me again. Seven out of eight are out of commission. I give up. Created a new account just for existing; not going to do anything significant with it.-.-

as my sister would say:

“KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM” 8D
Kookie_Jar | 2007-02-03 03:03:00

Aha, you suck.
tuxedokamenrider | 2007-02-03 03:53:00

Also, Gaia mods are incompetent.
tuxedokamenrider | 2007-02-03 03:53:00

BAM! maybe you should have restarted slowly not quicky creating 1000000 accounts
My_Wonderful_Mistake | 2007-02-03 11:52:00

gg
Freeze1337 | 2007-02-03 12:33:00